Today's Horoscope

This is my horoscope for today:

There's a fight about to bust out today, and you'll be lucky enough to have a front row seat for all the action! The two warring parties, in your humble opinion, are equally in the wrong -- so this should be an interesting battle to witness! Get ready for some ridiculous mud slinging and rather petty behavior. Before this thing winds down, you'll have a much better idea of who is the lesser of these two evils. Remind yourself never to cross them in the future.

I have to say, I'm excited. A fight! And I get to just sit back at watch... and judge others. I'm so good at that!