Friday, July 06, 2007


I came back from Italy in April and never wrote about it. I came back from Mexico last week and haven't written about it.

But last night I had a dream where I was with Matthew McConaughey getting hot and heavy. But when I left to find a condom, I never went back.

What the hell?! I can't even get lucky in my dreams!

In other news, if my ex's wife was more adventurous, he would definitely ask me to join them in a threesome. I was told to take that as a compliment.