as seen through the lens
Friday, July 06, 2007
I came back from Italy in April and never wrote about it. I came back from Mexico last week and haven't written about it.
But last night I had a dream where I was with Matthew McConaughey getting hot and heavy. But when I left to find a condom, I never went back.
What the hell?! I can't even get lucky in my dreams!
In other news, if my ex's wife was more adventurous, he would definitely ask me to join them in a threesome. I was told to take that as a compliment.
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