Steve: ok, enough office bashing for today
Steve: I feel like a jerk!
me: you should. i'm telling
Steve: now I will punch YOU
me: no. because i have on my protective cloak with a shield charm
Steve: a shield charm
Steve: I would punch the shield charm RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
me: no, my pet unicorn will trample you and impale you with its horn
Steve: I would break the horn of the uni-horn and stab it to death with it
Steve: stumped you didn't i
Steve: (totally)
Steve: ha!
Steve: sucker!
me: no because my doppelganger will throw things at you for ever until you die
Steve: I will dangle your doppelganger from the roof by her toenails while I bludgeon you with your own dog.... then I will do it again to your doppelganger and say "this was so much fun. Why didn't I think of this before!?"
me: no because i will punch you
steve: I am sory Claudine. Are you mad at me? Why would you punch me?
ReplyDeleteme: Because I am a big turd! A big brown turd that takes our private IM conversations and posts them on the web for everyone to read. That's how I roll. I am turd like that!
steve: Yes you are a turd.
me: Don't dare call me a turd. I will stab you with a turd that I just custom manufactured and you will die from being stabbed by a turd!
steve: That is gross Claudine.
me: That's how I roll. I do what I want.
steve: aren't you worried about people thinking you are all gross when I post this on your blog comments.
me: no, because I AM gross. Gross like a stabbing turd!
steve: I can't argue with that. Gotta jet. I have a meeting.
me: I think I am in that meeting. I will bring the turd.
Considering clau's scatological obsessions, the poop references in steve's version do sound a bit like her...
ReplyDeleteplease don't kill me :)
AF