Steve: ok, enough office bashing for today
Steve: I feel like a jerk!
me: you should. i'm telling
Steve: now I will punch YOU
me: no. because i have on my protective cloak with a shield charm
Steve: a shield charm
Steve: I would punch the shield charm RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
me: no, my pet unicorn will trample you and impale you with its horn
Steve: I would break the horn of the uni-horn and stab it to death with it
Steve: stumped you didn't i
me: no because my doppelganger will throw things at you for ever until you die
Steve: I will dangle your doppelganger from the roof by her toenails while I bludgeon you with your own dog.... then I will do it again to your doppelganger and say "this was so much fun. Why didn't I think of this before!?"
me: no because i will punch you