Would you rather...
- Develop the worst case of acne ever on record
have your spouse suffer with it?
- Be on vacation with your 60 year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini
have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?
- On a first date, wear a T-shirt that says, "I'm With Stupid"
a T-shirt that asks, "Who Cut the Cheese"?