Would you rather...

Here are some conversation starters when waiting in line, waiting for a meeting to start, or when that uncomfortable silence occurs on a first date:

Would you rather...

• Develop the worst case of acne ever on record
  -OR-
  have your spouse suffer with it?
  
  
• Be on vacation with your 60 year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini
  -OR-
  have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?
  
  
• On a first date, wear a T-shirt that says, "I'm With Stupid"
  -OR-
  a T-shirt that asks, "Who Cut the Cheese"?

Discuss among yourselves.