Things that annoy me

In no particular order, these are things that make me want to scream.

• People who finish my or other people's sentences.
• People who make dumb jokes and then expect me to laugh at them.
• Long-winded back stories to explain the one little thing I need to do. I don't care.
• Drivers who don't use blinkers.
• My neighbor who insists on carrying her prissy dog when taking it for a walk.
  
• When people pronounce the "t" in the word often. Or the "l" in salmon.
• When I can't get a knot out of something.
• Whining kids.
• This baby's face. It's not cute. I want to crumple it up like a piece of paper and throw it away.
• People use use speakerphone in cubes next to mine.