"It's not that I think everyone else is an idiot, I just think that I'm better than them."
"At what age is it just stupid to have every comment you utter reference getting drunk?"
"It's nice to know that I have over $35,000 in student loan debt to be a copy/paster."
In a meeting, a coworker said "How do I get an overpaid job where I can be arrogant and not really know what I'm talking about?"
It took all of my willpower not to reply with "You already do."
That last one, wow would have been such a zinger!!
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