Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Getting woken up for sex is one thing...

...but this is ridiculous!

Every morning, I'm woken up by the same thing. A furry pounding against an arm or a leg by my horny dog.

He starts off innocently enough: a nuzzle, a lick. But then he nonchalantly straddles the exposed appendage and just sits. Then his hips start rocking back and forth, slowly at first, until he's in full thrusting mode and I hear the tags on his collar jingling away.

This will continue until he get's a flick in his wiener or a kick in the side of his head. He is from the school of 'no means yes'.

1 comment:

  1. I feel like I had a date with your dog, or a sibling of your dog, last week. Is he a narcissistic surgeon that resides in Philadelphia?